I know, I know. I have been just downright delinquent about updating this blog. Like all 8 of you are shaking your heads at me. It’s just that- my life is static now. Boring and static. Insert Downy anti-static joke here. There are big life changes coming up and I don’t know where to begin. [...]
Archive for January, 2010
24 Jan
You Know What’s Embarrassing?
I will tell you. In the grocery store today I had my choice between two checkout lanes. One had 2 people in line but the super fast teenage boy checker. The other, one person in line but the teenage girl who picks up products as she’s scanning them, reads the labels and makes very strange [...]
21 Jan
Doxycycline Doldrums
I have a serious case of the Doldrums. Acute doldrums. It’s all because of this damn pill that should be curing my Rocky Mountain Fever but is making me sick as a dog. A dog infected with ticks that have Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. Anyone who has ever been on a long-term course of antibiotics knows what [...]
16 Jan
The Armpit Vagine
Pronounced vah-jheen. Makes it fancy. So, apparently I am willing to discuss anything on this blog. Please tell me I am not the only person in the world who notices the unsightly, delightfully inappropriate phenomena that is: THE ARMPIT VAGINA. Yes, I am going there. I am SO going there. And here we are. No, Cristin, [...]
14 Jan
Quandary
Wondering why my Flickr photos won’t show up on my home page. They all have that awful red X in the photo’s box. This is why I have no business having a blog. I checked my Flickr settings. All my pics should be public and visible. But, NO. In the meantime, here is what is [...]
11 Jan
Thumby
Ok, I found a picture of my defective thumbs. Pay no attention to the super cute puppy hogging the camera. Look closer. CLOSER. There it is. Behold! The elusive, tricksy hammer thumb! My special ed thumbs are also double jointed. Funny, the rest of my fingers do not match my thumbs. In fact they [...]
8 Jan
Rocky Mountain High
John Denver’s got nothing on this. So, I’ve never really gone into the details of my medical mystery. My symptoms are so vague. Headache, muscle and joint pain, fatigue and my favorite, general malaise. These symptoms are eerily close to another malady I have already been diagnosed with. DEPRESSION. And my other best friend, Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis. [...]
1 Jan
Broke
Pictures are not loading. Bah! I need a geek to come show me how to work this WordPress machine. Aside: Father of the Bride 2 is the most unrealistic movie ever. And that actor playing the obstetrician is definitely Tanya from “Hung.”
