Or else all the chickens will run out and be killed by eagles or harriers and then the donkey will run out and be run over by a car and then the goat will run out and eat all of your garden and the horse will run out and poop on your driveway and the cow will [...]
Archive for May, 2010
19 May
I Have Arrived. Now What?
I am here! I haven’t started blogging yet! So much happening. This is Napoleon. He’s very small. He knows this. That’s one of his girlfriends on the left. Don’t make fun. Size don’t matter! These things also live here. That’s not a horse. It’s Nightlinger, the nicest dog ever. But she keeps the bad guys [...]
2 May
The “If Game” (Aka, I have no idea what to write for now.)
Forgive me. I totally stole this idea from: http://breathethenexhale.wordpress.com/ Because we’re all still in the “getting to know you” stage. Here goes: If I were a month I’d be September If I were a day I’d be Sunday If I were a time of day I’d be 7 PM If I were a font I’d [...]
