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The Armpit Vagine

Pronounced vah-jheen. Makes it fancy.

So, apparently I am willing to discuss anything on this blog. 

Please tell me I am not the only person in the world who notices the unsightly, delightfully inappropriate phenomena that is:  THE ARMPIT VAGINA.

Yes, I am going there. I am SO going there. And here we are.

No, Cristin, you are the only one. You are a pervert. A dirty, sicko, pervert!

Am I?

Come on. It’s staring us in the face.

I notice it mostly on paparazzi pics of actors and models. Take this lovely actress, who most of us would recognize but whose face I have cropped to protect her delicate modesty. Exhibit V:

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You’re welcome.

You do the joke!

P.S.  Found a couple more examples. I cropped these pics as well. (Because these celebrities would just DIE if they knew!)

Oh, dear.

EEEEk! The horror!

(runs away screaming.)